KJ Presents: DC's Real Men of Genius
(DC's real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Way Too Serious Unicycle Rider Guy.
(Mr. Way Too Serious Unicycle Rider Guy)
(Mr. Way Too Serious Unicycle Rider Guy)
Anyone with two legs and a sense of balance can ride a normal bike.
(Two wheels are for sissies)
(Two wheels are for sissies)
But you, perched proudly atop of your one wheeled chariot, own the sidewalks of DC.
(Look how high in the air I am)
Helmet, shin guards, back pack... Lance Armstrong has nothing on you.
(Look how high in the air I am)
Helmet, shin guards, back pack... Lance Armstrong has nothing on you.
(My suit's in my back pack)
And even though everyone points and laughs at you, you know you win in principle because you can strategically avoid traffic jams.
(Who's laughing now)
So when you finish your daily commute home, crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Way Too Serious Unicycle Rider Guy, because we all know who the real king of the road is. It's you, buddy.
(Mr. Way Too Serious Unicycle Rider Guy)
And even though everyone points and laughs at you, you know you win in principle because you can strategically avoid traffic jams.
(Who's laughing now)
So when you finish your daily commute home, crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Way Too Serious Unicycle Rider Guy, because we all know who the real king of the road is. It's you, buddy.
(Mr. Way Too Serious Unicycle Rider Guy)
