Ladies & Gents, meet my iPhone

Earlier today, one of my BFF's Jessica tagged me in a facebook post about an iPhone that survived a skydiving incident. You might wonder- Why?

I realized I've never posted pictures. How is that possible?? Ladies and Gents, I would like to proudly introduce you to my phone aka "My Baby".

{Ps- this is why I don't have babies and won't for a long time}

The whole screen looks like a spider web. Hard to capture on camera.

Yes, that's scotch tape.

A little SAT flashback for you- My iPhone : My Blog like...

Usher : Justin Bieber...

Project Runway : Michael Kors...

Mike Leach : the Texas Tech Football Program...

Basically, without my phone, my blog would not exist! Period.

While she {my phone} might not be the prettiest piece of Apple technology you've ever seen, she still works like a charm and is my parter in crime. 99% of my blog pics are taken from Old Faithful. Plus, it's a great conversation starter on the Metro and at bars. I've become quite creative when answering the question "Holy ****- what happened to your phone??"

So far, I've:

Survived an attempted purse snatching

Been hit by a taxi

Well, ok... those are the only stories I've made up so far. The variations are pretty impressive, however. I'm a pretty good liar creative storyteller.

Do I plan on replacing her? Eventually. Until then, I'm happy to save $400 and entertain myself by telling stories to random strangers. And thanks to Jessica, I have a new story to add to the rotation-

Slipped out of my hands on my last skydiving trip

If you have any creative suggestions on new stories to tell, I'm all eyes & ears :)